Romans 9:25
Mr President gave a conciliatory Independence Day speech. Gone for the most part were last year’s fictitious claims of his administration’s laudable achievements in this or that sector, although a few porkies did nevertheless creep in, for instance that ‘we have built an economy that is robust and erected enduring infrastructure and institutions of democracy’, that ‘our social system is now more inclusive, open and compassionate’, and that ‘we are waging a steady battle against poverty, unemployment, and corruption’. This must have been news to the vast majority struggling to put food on the table even as we continue to be inundated with yet more stories of venality in high places but otherwise the mood of the speech this year was sober, even statesmanlike if one didn’t know any better. We were no longer ‘fellow’ Nigerians but ‘beloved’ ones on account, apparently, of our impending centenary; as Jonathan put it: ‘today of all days, we should not be scoring political points. On the contrary, in this last year of the first century of our Union, we should be addressing our future as a Nation and a people!’ The sentiment certainly deserves an exclamation mark, along with the capitalisations, only a pity that the ‘people’ weren’t so honoured (beloved or not) along with the Union and the Nation, an oversight which might or might not have betrayed the underlying cynicism on the part of a president anxious not to ‘make political capital out of a state occasion’, which is as maybe.
More to the point was his
announcement of an impending ‘National Dialogue or Conference’ whose mandate
will be debated by an ‘Advisory Committee’ (those capitals again) in order to
‘design a framework and come up with recommendations as to the form, structure
and mechanism of the process’. The committee, which has one month to deliver
its verdict, is headed by Dr Femi Okurounmu, an engineer and former senator who
has long agitated for some sort of conference, and has even outlined how it
should be constituted: one delegate from each of the state house of assembly
constituencies voted for on the basis of ‘their communities, not their
political parties’, making 1,000 in all, which he considers ‘not too large a
number for a country the size of Nigeria’ but in which all the minorities will
be properly represented.
Already,
some opposition politicians from Dr Okurounmu’s own constituency – Tinubu most
notably – have raised fears that this latest talking shop (let us call it by
its proper name) is merely a ‘deception’ designed to truncate the 2015
elections, but if so this would seem to be a rather Byzantine way of going
about it, the product perhaps of an overheated political imagination desperate to
reclaim centre-stage. Besides, we have been here before. After much
prevarication, Obasanjo, himself desperate to remain centre-stage as his tenure
was coming to an end, convened such a conference (or dialogue) with the proviso
that the unity of Nigeria was a ‘no-go area’, which immediately rendered the
exercise pointless, as indeed it proved for all but the lucky few who were fed
and watered from the public purse.
As for the impending centenary of our amalgamation,
there seems to be some confusion concerning whether or not the original
document signed by Lord Lugard will expire on 1 January 2014. According to a
‘public secret government document’, which only those in the deepest recesses
of government have ever seen, Nigeria will cease to exist as a legal entity on
that date, a fact which has apparently ‘been causing panic particularly among
the Northern elites’ fearful of losing the beautiful bride who has kept them in
luxury these 50-odd years of our ‘independence’ within an amalgamation that was
a fraud to begin with. It is a measure of our continuing subservience to ‘duly
constituted authority’ (as our former military usurpers liked to proclaim
before proceeding to loot the treasury) that we imagine the debate worthwhile
in the first place. Who cares about the spurious legality of a possibly phantom
document concocted by a foreign conquering power intent only on its own
administrative and economic interests? Better to write our own document, which
is what we have been avoiding all these years, and which is not answered by
conferences (or dialogues) in which the sanctity of this artificial creation is
taken as a given.
The
pity of it is that Tinubu’s mega-opposition party, which is apparently set to rid
Nigeria of the ‘termites and rodents [who] promote corruption, unemployment,
destitution, lies and, unfortunately, ineptitude in government’, was bought at
the price of the country’s viability. Multi-everything Nigeria may or may not
be able to cohere as a nation but we can hardly know this beforehand. One would have thought by now – as Tinubu
supposedly once did – that the case for a Sovereign National Conference (duly
capitalised) was past discussion, meaning that everything is up for grabs,
beginning with the very name Nigeria and ending with everything in it, lock, stock
and (as it were) barrels of oil.
And
so, as we wait to be ‘briefed’ on the ‘nomenclature, structure and modalities
of the Dialogue’, and as we ‘stand as one, with absolute commitment and resolve
to resist any force that threatens us and the sanctity of our union’, we recall
that all this is at the behest of an indigene of the very area which once – and
rightly - called for an end to ‘this fraudulent contraption’ and backed words
with action, in the process showing up the sham for what it was. Evidently,
things look very different from the perspective of the driving seat, only a
pity that the vehicle itself is rushing headlong into oblivion as it fails to
negotiate all the booby traps that are consequent on what Awolowo - Dr Okurounmu’s mentor – rightly dubbed ‘a mere
geographic expression’.
©
Adewale Maja-Pearce
Adewale
Maja-Pearce is the author of several books, including Loyalties
and Other Stories, In My Father's Country, How many miles to Babylon?, A
Mask Dancing, Who's Afraid of Wole Soyinka?, From Khaki to Agbada,
Remembering Ken Saro-Wiwa and Other Essays, A Peculiar Tragedy, and
Counting the Cost, as well as the 1998 and 1999 annual reports on human
rights violations in Nigeria. He also edited The Heinemann Book of African
Poetry in English, Wole Soyinka: An Appraisal, Christopher Okigbo:
Collected Poems, The New Gong Book of New Nigerian Short Stories,
and Other Stories, In My Father's Country, How many miles to Babylon?, A
Mask Dancing, Who's Afraid of Wole Soyinka?, From Khaki to Agbada,
Remembering Ken Saro-Wiwa and Other Essays, A Peculiar Tragedy, and
Counting the Cost, as well as the 1998 and 1999 annual reports on human
rights violations in Nigeria. He also edited The Heinemann Book of African
Poetry in English, Wole Soyinka: An Appraisal, Christopher Okigbo:
Collected Poems, The New Gong Book of New Nigerian Short Stories,
and
Dream Chasers.
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A few porkies? Plenty porkies!!
ReplyDeleteIndeed so!
ReplyDeleteTwice Achebe comes to mind here: The trouble with Nigeria... wahala dey. As usual, this gives a headache. Hmmm!
ReplyDeleteHis first book was Things Fall Apart, his last There Was a Country. There you have it between two covers, as it were.
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